Merry Jade

Merry Jade rates the best cannabis products and sites of 2022. Find cannabis reviews sorted by type and quality.​

formerly Cannibros

Cannibros has been changed to Merry Jade, we hope you like the new site as much as we do :)

Cookies Cheetah P Review & Cannabis Photos

Cheetah P from Cookies is a potent cultivar with a funky, lemon, cakey aroma with a sweet cake flavour.

Cheetah P (sometimes called Cheetah Piss) from Cookies is a potent hybrid that was created by crossing Lemonade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97

In terms of aroma, users report a funky, lemon cake smell with is amplified by a sweet gelato and cake flavour profile. Cookies describes the buds are dark green with purple specks and a heavy coating of frosty trichomes.

We’re curious how this compares to other gelato strains like RIFF’s Hell Cat 33.

Check our review, rating and photos below.

cookies cheetah p review cannabis photos 1 merry jade

Smell

Cheetah P arrived from Cookies in a medium blue plastic pouch sealed to perfection to help guarantee freshness. We tore into the package and were hit with a super pungent but surprisingly pleasant aroma. We found it hard to describe but it did feature sweet floral notes, followed by woody, earthy and diesel. There was no containing the smell so do not open if you’re trying to be discreet as nothings stopping this Cheetah from pissing.

Appearance

On the outside of the bag you can find THC and terpene percentages plus a breakdown of the dominant terpenes (we love seeing the producers include this information). Now the buds themselves were absolutely beautiful looking. They were medium sized, bright green with purple features and tightly curled orange pistils. Covered in trichomes, super dense with the perfect trim makes this one a great looking strain.

Flavour

The flavour will confuse the heck out of you. Is it sweet? Is it gassy? Is it citrusy? Or none? Honestly, we thought it tasted like fruity wood that had been (Cheetah) pissed on 3 days ago. Not a very overwhelming taste and also hard to identify exactly. Although with a terpene ratio of 4%, we did have higher hopes for something a little more flavourful especially when you compare to Cookies Apples & Bananas strain.

Experience

Listed with 27.2% THC content and a price tag of $39.99 for 3.5 grams, we found Cheetah P from Cookies instantly delivered a super chill-out high that knocked out any negative thoughts we were feeling. It produced a positive euphoric vibe, boosting our mood and sparking inner creativity. This was a full body couch-lock that causes the body to start tingling and the come down was a very calming after-effect with a smooth landing and didn’t really get any munchies with this one nor that sleepy/groggy feeling. We reviewed Cookies Gary Payton strain last year but preferred this one much more.

cookies cheetah p review cannabis photos 2 merry jade
cookies cheetah p review cannabis photos 3 merry jade
cookies cheetah p review cannabis photos 4 merry jade

Summary
Cheetah P from Cookies is a hybrid strain with pungent aroma and 27.2% THC content. Currently list at $39.99 for 3.5 grams, we found it delivered a super chill-out high including a positive euphoric vibe, boosting our mood and sparking our inner creativity. The come down was very calming with a smooth landing and didn’t really get any munchies with this one nor that sleepy/groggy feeling.
Good
  • Very strong aroma
  • Potent THC level (27%)
  • Very strong high with few after-effects
Bad
  • No humidity shield included
  • Price point ($39.99 for 3.5 grams)
  • Flavour profile will not appeal to everyone
7.6
Cooked
Smell - 8.7
Appearance - 8.3
Flavour - 5.4
Experience - 7.8
Written by
Your favourite friendly neighborhood budtenders giving you the ins and outs of legal cannabis products available from the Ontario market. We are trying products out on the daily, and have the insights of what gas is lurking upon your local dispensary. Like most daily consumers, we try to go for quality, an enjoyable high, as well as something that will be worth the price you’re paying, but we’re here to tell you what’s worth breaking the bank, and what strains might just be perfect for you.

Have your say!

0 0

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Lost Password

Please enter your username or email address. You will receive a link to create a new password via email.