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Slowride Bakery Big Chocolate Cookie Review

Slowride Bakery's Big Chocolate Cookie has a brownie-like texture and contains 10 mg of THC content.

Slowride Bakery Big Chocolate Cookie comes in three types of chocolate: milk, dark and Dutch cocoa powder and are handmade in small batches with premium cannabis concentrates

The cookies are each 20 grams and have 10 mg of THC content. Their soft and buttery texture reminds users of brownies which is amplified with a cannabis kick. 

Listed ingredients include:

  • semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • enriched all-purpose white flour
  • egg
  • high-fructose corn syrup
  • golden yellow sugar
  • white sugar
  • all-vegetable shortening
  • organic dutch process cocoa powder
  • vanilla extract
  • sodium bicarbonate
  • iodized sea salt

Just a heads up for anyone with nut allergies, Slowride Bakery indicates this may contain peanuts or tree nuts.

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Smell

The product arrived in a purple plastic bag with resealable zipper opening. Tearing it open we discovered the cookie was packaged inside a second vacuum sealed bag which hopefully kept it fresh. In terms of smell though all we could really detect was the faint smell of chocolate brownie batter.

Appearance

The cookies measured 2 inches in diameter and was approximately half an inch thick. It seemed like the chocolate chips sank to the bottom as they were only visible on one half of the cookie.

Flavour

This two bite delight delivered a tasty chocolatey flavour that coats your mouth and leaves no aftertaste or any clue that it’s infused with cannabis. It was a bit dry but that could be related to it being packaged in February 2022.

Experience

Our volunteer who recently reviewed Tweed’s Houndstooth & Soda wanted to give this one a try since it was a little stronger. She began feeling its effects 2 hours after consumption after breaking out into sustained giggling for about 30 minutes. The physical effect made her head feel heavy while the mind felt cloudy. If you have a lower THC tolerance then this should be good, but if you’re a regular consumer this will likely be too weak.

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Summary
Slowride Bakery's Big Chocolate Cookie costs $6.95 and contains 10 mg of THC content. The effects began 2 hours after consumption and lasted approximately 3 - 4 hours with a physical feeling of a heavy head with cloudy mind almost like a mild mist. Low tolerance users will enjoy this but regular cannabis users will need to eat several of these cookies because one is not sufficient.
Good
  • Good flavour with no aftertaste
  • High lasted 3 - 4 hours
  • Suitable for new or low tolerance users
Bad
  • The taste was a little dry
  • Leaves a chocolatey film in your mouth
  • Not suitable for higher tolerance users
6.8
High
Smell - 6.3
Appearance - 6.8
Flavour - 7
Experience - 7
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Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

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