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Valhalla Flwr Rainbow Lava Review

Ever stumbled upon a strain that promises an epic saga of scents, sights, and sensations, only to leave you guessing at every turn? Our latest foray into the world of green led us to Rainbow Lava by Valhalla Flwr, and oh boy, are there tales to tell! Dive in with us as we unravel the highs, lows, and in-betweens of this tantalizing bud.

Meet Valhalla Flwr Rainbow Lava: a unique hybrid created when Jungle Lava was crossed with Rainbow Kush. Valhalla Flwr boasts of its plush, deep purple buds glistening in trichomes and its enticing aroma, a blend of sweet fruit with a hint of rustic clove. Curious about how it stacks up against other purple legends like Raptors Rntz by Celebrity or Grape Galena?

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Smell

Upon gently peeling open the resealable pouch of Rainbow Lava, the air immediately transformed, enveloped by an enchanting bouquet of scents. Dominating the initial whiff is an exotic blend of spices – evoking images of far-off bazaars and spice routes. This spicy aroma is closely followed by subtle, yet lingering, floral undertones, like a serene garden in full bloom. What’s truly impressive is how the scent remains consistently robust and delightful, even post-grinding.

Appearance

Enclosed in a sleek matte black resealable bag, the front label had essential details, including the brand and product names, THC and CBD concentrations, and the total terpenes percentage. Flipping to the rear, the thoughtful inclusion of a step-by-step visual guide simplifies the unsealing process. Here, nestled among their contact information, you’ll also find useful tidbits like the product weight, unique lot number, and the date it was meticulously packaged.

The buds themselves? A visual feast and still quite fresh because a humidity pack was included. The buds came in a range of sizes, from small to large, all having that perfect, springy resilience. A breathtaking palette of deep greens intertwining with regal purples does a great job capturing the essence of the flower, but it’s the lavish coating of shimmering trichomes that truly steals the show, gleaming invitingly even to the unaided eye.

Flavour

Lighting up a carefully rolled joint, our taste buds embarked on an exhilarating journey. Each puff felt like turning the pages of a rich flavour story, revealing layer upon layer of intricate notes. The very first inhale brought with it the unmistakable warmth of spices, notably evoking the essence of clove, dancing gracefully at the forefront. This spicy embrace was melodiously complemented by the soft whispers of floral undertones, enveloping the senses in a velvety caress. Even as the spirited spice notes continued to playfully linger, the floral hints chose to remain in the background, more like a gentle echo than a shout. The Rainbow Lava’s flavour is a symphony of contrasts – both bold and subtle, demanding attention and deserving every bit of it.

Experience

Our bag of Rainbow Lava from Valhalla Flwr was part of lot number 1694 and freshly packaged on June 26, 2023. With an above average price tag of $37.95 for 3.5 grams, it stands on the pricier side of the spectrum, a detail which naturally elevates expectations.

Boasting a potent 31% THC, one might anticipate an intensely powerful high. However, that wasn’t really the case. While the aroma and rich flavour consistency is commendable, and its aesthetic appeal is undeniably photogenic, the actual potency left something to be desired. Despite the lofty THC percentage, the experienced high was noticeably more muted than expected. The predominant sensation was a light pressure around the eyes and a crisp mental clarity. It’s the sort of high that whispers rather than shouts, leaving you in a state of awareness yet gently relaxed.

There’s no doubt that some enthusiasts, drawn by the promise of a robust THC levels, might feel a tad underwhelmed by the actual experience. While Rainbow Lava offers a pleasing, balanced high good for any time of day, it’s essential to align expectations with the reality that it might not deliver the intensity its label suggests.

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Summary
Rainbow Lava is a hybrid that was created by crossing Jungle Lava with Rainbow Kush. Priced at a premium $37.95 for 3.5 grams and listed with a 31% THC label, it's aroma and flavour are consistently delightful, making every puff a treat. The bud looks just as good as it tastes, with a colour palette that draws in the eye. However, for the high price, some might expect a more powerful effect.
Good
  • Aesthetically pleasing bud appearance
  • Delightful and consistent aroma
  • Gentle, balanced high
Bad
  • THC potency feels overstated
  • Price ($37.95 for 3.5 grams)
  • Not available in larger quantities
7.7
Cooked
Smell - 7.3
Appearance - 8.5
Flavour - 7.9
Experience - 7.1
Written by
Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

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