Merry Jade

Merry Jade rates the best cannabis products and sites of 2023. Find cannabis reviews sorted by type and quality.​

Cannibros has been changed to Merry Jade, we hope you like the new site as much as we do :)

Simple Stash Sativa Review

Simple Stash Sativa is a low cost sativa-dominant house blend with a medium THC potency and almost zero CBD.

Simple Stash is the budget brand of Tweed.

While hunting around for products to review we noticed that Simple Stash Sativa was one of the lowest cost products available and included 5 grams instead of the customary 3.5. Simple Stash describes this product as having medium THC potency with very little CBD but fails to indicate the name of the strain.

Super low cost product and over weight but how does it smoke?

simple stash sativa review cannabis photos 1 cannibros


The product arrived in the same tin used by Tweed only this one was a bit larger to accommodate 5 grams instead of 3.5. Simple Stash has a straight-forward strain here called Sativa. Opening the lid released a mild to moderate aroma of of musky earth combined with hints of sweet floral.


Dumping out the container and seeing the sub-par appearance did not surprise us. We were not expecting a Cannabis Cup winner for such a low price. Simple Stash Sativa can be described as looking average at best. Between the extreme dryness and large stems its hard to find anything to specifically highlight. There are a few solid buds with dark green leaves and many red hairs but the trichome layer seems quite sparse.


The flavour profile for this Sativa was actually quite enjoyable. After inhaling the taste is very much inline with the smell and consistent of a moderate musky floral with a slight earthy undertones that get stronger the longer you smoke. Not the best flavour but certainly not the worst either.


Given the low price point and extra bud, Simple Stash Sativa is a good product. The high is moderately strong but doesn’t affect your focus while the physical buzz is mellow and relaxing but definitely not incapacitating. If you’re on a tight budget and looking for a Sativa that does the job, then this is a product you should try. They also provide a similar experience for indica’s with their Simple Stash’s Indica.

simple stash sativa review cannabis photos 2 cannibros
simple stash sativa review cannabis photos 3 cannibros
simple stash sativa review cannabis photos 4 cannibros

Simple Stash Sativa is a good product especially if you're on a tight budget. This low cost product delivers a moderately high where your focus remains strong while the physical buzz is mellow and relaxing but not incapacitating.
  • Bargain price point
  • Pleasant aroma and flavour
  • Moderately strong high
  • No moisture pack
  • Dry and stemmy
  • Pictures look better than bud itself
Smell - 7
Appearance - 5.9
Flavour - 7
Experience - 6.8
Written by
Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

Have your say!

8 2

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

The reCAPTCHA verification period has expired. Please reload the page.

Lost Password

Please enter your username or email address. You will receive a link to create a new password via email.