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True Fire 33 Splitter Review

True Fire's 33 Splitter is an indica-dominant hybrid with a delicious lineage and a whopping 28% THC content.

True Fire 33 Splitter is an indica-dominant strain that was created by crossing Gelato 33 with Atom Splitter.

True Fire describes this one as being potent with over 28% THC and mixed with a delicious flavour profile making it a fan favourite among high tolerance users. This was the first time we’ve seen this specific strain and apparently from what we can see it’s not available from any other LP.

It will be interesting to see how this flower compares to other Gelato strains like for example the flavourful Gelato 29 from UP.

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The product arrived from True Fire Cannabis Co. in a small black plastic bag with resealable zipper opening. The bag appeared to be nitrogen-sealed as it was slightly inflated when we opened it. After the seal was cracked we noted the aroma to be a strong yet not over-powering sweet herbal smell. Nothing amazing or unique, but still quite pleasant.


Since the bag was nitrogen-sealed we certainly did not expect what came next but True Fire went above and beyond to keep the fruits of their labour fresh by including a humidity shield as well. As a result the flower was in excellent condition. In terms of appearance, there was a lot of small well trimmed buds that were vibrant green, very dense, spongy, and covered in a very thick trichome layer.


The flavour profile was nearly identical to the smell however less obvious (if that makes sense). We still felt inundated by the herbal aspect but the sweet taste is mostly present during inhale and exhale. In addition, we noticed a slight fire at the end of the exhale by what feels like a mild compounding undertone of black pepper and pine – however this was only noticed after having quite a few puffs.


Listed with 28.7% THC content and a price tag of $34.95 for 3.5 grams, we found 33 Splitter from True Fire delivered pretty much what we expected. The experience felt like a very mild mental block coupled with a stronger but still relaxing body high and of course the munchies… BIG time. But given the big THC numbers we expected a little bit more of a sedating punch (same impression about Jenn’s OG Crazy Rntz). However even with that small complaint we still enjoyed True Fire’s 33 Splitter overall and think you will too.

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True Fire's 33 Splitter is an indica-dominant strain with a sweet herbal aroma and flavour. Listed at 28.7% THC with a price of $34.95 for 3.5 grams, we found it produced a very mild mental buzz combined with a strong but relaxing body high. With such big THC numbers we did expect more kick, but overall still enjoyed it and think you will too.
  • Humidity shield and nitrogen-sealed
  • Dense, spongy and frosty buds
  • Strong aroma and flavour
  • Not available in larger quantities
  • Buds were all very small
  • Expected stronger high for 28% THC
Smell - 8.1
Appearance - 8.6
Flavour - 7.7
Experience - 7.8
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Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

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