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Jonny Chronic Unicorn Poop Review

Unicorn Poop from Jonny Chronic is an indica-dominant strain known for having dense buds, bright purple hues and orange hairs.

We ordered this one solely based off the name… I mean who could resist?

Jonny Chronic Unicorn Poop is an indica-dominant strain that was created by crossing GMO with Sophisticated Lady. The end result is vibrant flower known for dense buds, deep purple tones and bright orange pistils. In terms of aroma, Unicorn Poop is known to produce a smell that is compared to pungent fermenting fruit mixed with diesel or gas. This distinct profile is created by a terpene cocktail that includes caryophyllene, humulene, bisabolol and farnesene.

Like always the description is from the seller and sounds wonderful, but how does Unicorn Poop compare to Jonny Chronic’s other indica?

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We’ve found Jonny Chronic products to be hit and miss so far, but we’re optimistic about this one. The product arrived in a small white bag with resealable zipper top. We ripped it open, took a deep inhale and were greeted with a mixture of diesel that transitioned into a sweeter floral note with hints of citrus. The aroma reminded us of Fruit Loops cereal with the obvious exception of the diesel.


In terms of appearance, there is very little to complain about. Jonny Chronic’s Unicorn Poop is a show stopper! Picturesque small to medium sized buds comprised of very bright orange hairs, dark green and purple tipped leaves, with a very thick trichome presence. Well manicured too! If you were looking at different strains and saw this one you’d probably grab some just based off appearance.


The flavour is very much in line with the aroma. We found that from the first inhale onward there was a strong gassy flavour that softened a bit to reveal a sweeter floral matching fruit loops. It sounds like a strange combination but it was quite enjoyable. The strength was on a similar level as Jonny Chronic’s Cherry Bomb.


Jonny Chronic’s Unicorn Poop provided a solid experience. This product delivered a very strong high which combined a strong glassy eyed, body tingling buzz that evolved into mental fog leaving us in a relaxed state where we just wanted to veg on the couch. It might be listed with 19.8% THC content but it certainly had some kick. Our only real compliant is the price ($45.95 for a half quarter) seems a bit high when you compare it against competing strains. But given Unicorn Poop’s delicious appearance we’ll give JC a pass on the price and recommend you try this one at least once.

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Jonny Chronic's Unicorn Poop is a gassy indica-dominant strain with dense bright buds covered in purple specks and orange hairs. It delivered a very strong high which combined a strong glassy eyed, body tingling buzz that evolved into mental fog leaving us in a relaxed state where we just wanted to veg on the couch. The only real compliant was the price ($45.95 for a half quarter) seemed high when compared against competing strains, but given Unicorn Poop's delicious appearance we recommend grabbing some at least once.
  • Dense purple buds with orange hairs
  • Consistent gassy citrus smell and flavour
  • Very strong high
  • No moisture pack (buds a bit dry)
  • Not available in larger quantities
  • Higher price point ($45.95 for 3.5g)
Smell - 7.8
Appearance - 9
Flavour - 7.6
Experience - 7.9
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Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

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